teenagedfricks:

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teenagedfricks:

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17 September with 1,847 notes via source
#GOOBEH #BABY #AI

sadbisexual:

people say bisexuals are greedy but ive never met anyone greedier than a straight man

17 September with 24,214 notes via source

kittenmichael:

Marvin Gaye.
White/animal print robe.
“I’ve been expecting you”
“You’re so desirable”
“Come lay next to me”


Why have they done this to me ?

17 September with 29 notes via source
#goo dbyme ?

stopitcalum:

[watches “a night with calum ‘pimp flava’ hood”] [forgets what year it is]

17 September with 390 notes via source
#AM I EVEN ALIVE

mathpreacher:

accidentally forgetting your earbuds at home is like accidentally leaving your first born child at the gates of hell

cause-im-tight-and-im-bright:

A night in with Calum “pimp flava” hood

17 September with 1,542 notes via source
#help med

milthanks:

vinegod:

how i feel when i wear glasses vs how i feel without them. by AlliCattt

where’s her oscar because this is a full movie in 6 seconds

dimplelashton:

They really do treat him as a puppy x

Ashton realizing he swore on camera +

Anonymous:
I know you're not a fan of some certain ladies the boys choose to hang out with but how do you feel about Geordie?

I think she’s great :)

17 September with 4 notes

cause-im-tight-and-im-bright:

A night in with Calum “pimp flava” hood

who would have thought Calum was the pimp and Ashton was his heaux tho damn I did nOt see that coming

drunkmichaels:

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drunkmichaels:

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OH MY GOD OJHHH KU GOD I NEARLY FORGOT today at work my job I work in a call centre anyways I was on the phone with this guy and he was like “how old are you you don’t sound very old” and I was like “uh I’m 18” and he was like “aw you’re only a baby” and then I finished helping him with what he needed and I was like “is there anything else?” and he was like “can I have your number?” and I was like “uh.. my reference number?” and he was like “no your mobile number” I was like “haha..no” and he was laughing and I was like “okay have a good day” and he was like “bye sexy little bitch” honestly I threw up I truly three up my lunch at my desk

dasfreefree:

i couldn’t make this up even if i tried

dasfreefree:

i couldn’t make this up even if i tried

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